bad bad advertising

Need I elaborate more? Lets take a look the followings.

Standard Chartered Sevens Singapore

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The caption says, "You want drama, passion and excitement we've got it", but I see, "Huge ang moh ramming his way past old-looking Chinese guy." Excitement? Looks like a walkover for me.

Heliocare

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Your first defence against the sun? Not when you're putting a sunburnt lady as your model for your product. I'm not convinced - I'm scared.

Male Max

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I was browsing an issue of NewMan magazine when I came upon this.

You're telling me that taking your Male Max pills gives me vigour and vitality, on the other hand you're putting a middle-aged looking male with no pecs on your ad. The two ladies flanking him looked more surprised than of showing satisfaction. And I'm not even talking about the cheesy headline.

I'm feeling cattier than usual. Heh.