speaking good english

(Lixian was complaining to me on MSN about his dealing with a sarcastic receptionist while enquiring about an exchange programme to Tokyo.)

Thomas: Well, if you still have questions just ask that guy again.

Thomas: If he gives you attitude again show him your Frog Split (Lixian's self-created wrestling submission move).

Lixian: Hahaha...

Lixian: I suffer the Frog Split myself and show him my painful face.

Thomas: Hey my sentence structure okay what.

Lixian: Anyway when I go back to Singapore will your mum still be around?

Thomas: Hmmm... when you back?

Lixian: Ya.

Thomas: When you back?

Lixian: Ya.

Thomas: WHEN YOU BACK!!!

Thomas: When will you be back lah!

Lixian: Hahahahahahahahaha...

Lixian: 26th June.

Lixian: You suck.