mind my language

I was reading the lastest issue of PC World when I came across an advertisment of Dragon NaturallySpeaking, a software that is able to put the words you speak into the microphone into actual text. I immediately went to download it, imagining the possibility of letting the program type my school assignments or MSN chats by just speaking into my mike.

(Testing the program for the first time.)

Thomas: Hello.

Dragon software, typing on Word: Hello

Thomas, thinking to myself: Hmm... not bad...

Thomas: My name is Thomas.

DS: My name is our.

Thomas: Ahem, my name is Thomas.

DS: My name is common.

Thomas: Thomas.

DS: Farmers.

Thomas: Thhhomas.

DS: Are worse.

Thomas: Thhhomasss.

DS: Must.

Thomas: THOMAS!

DS: Farmers.

Thomas: Fuck.

(Software opens up the 'File' option of the document.)