selamat datang

In the three weeks since Mas Selamat escaped from Whitley Road Detention Centre, we have been treated to a host of Mas Selamat jokes, Mas Selamat spoofs, Mas Selamat conspiracy theories and even his very own Wikipedia entry - basically anything but news about the man himself. Some interesting conspiracy theories speculated include using black magic to escape and that he is already dead in the centre.

Thomas: Personally I think he has already escaped to the neighbouring countries within hours of his escape.

Thomas: If he is out of Singapore he should just upload a YouTube clip of himself and say "Hi!". Heh, I would do that if I were him so that those NSF on duty can finally get to book out.

Wai Kit: It had to be an inside job - or else how could he even go past the sentry guards at the gates? Who knows he could be staying in a comfortable house, watching TV and laughing at our efforts to catch him right now.

Weijian: Everyone is looking at the forested areas around the centre. Common sense would tell you that he will try to get as far away as possible.

Weiheng: I think...

Weiheng: Maybe he is still in the toilet cubicle bidding for his time to escape.

Thomas, Wai Kit, Weijian: ...