Lixian: Yo!
Thomas: Yo... what a surprise (for you) to call me in the day.
Lixian: Actually it's not daylight over here already.
Lixian: Anyway, what are you doing now?
Thomas: I'm shitting in the toilet.
Lixian: Oh no... am I disturbing you from your business?
Thomas: It's ok actually - I'm almost done with my process.
Lixian: Hmmm... have you flushed?
Thomas: Not yet. I'll flush when I'm done with my process.
Lixian: You don't wanna leave the toilet?
Thomas: It's ok... I'll just sit on the toilet bowl for a while to chat with you. I'm lazy to move.
Lixian: Ok...
Lixian: Why don't you wanna flush?
Thomas: I'll flush later after chatting with you and when I'm done with my process.
Lixian: ...
Lixian: WHY ARE YOU LIKE THAT THOMAS! CHATTING ABOUT YOU SHITTING!
Thomas: YOU PAY MONEY FOR OVERSEAS CALL JUST TO ASK ME QUESTIONS ABOUT ME SHITTING?!?
AWOL part 36
Was taking a crap at home when Lixian called me this afternoon before I was about to head down the National Museum for some ushering work for this year's Singapore Film Festival.