AWOL part 36

Was taking a crap at home when Lixian called me this afternoon before I was about to head down the National Museum for some ushering work for this year's Singapore Film Festival.

Lixian: Yo!

Thomas: Yo... what a surprise (for you) to call me in the day.

Lixian: Actually it's not daylight over here already.

Lixian: Anyway, what are you doing now?

Thomas: I'm shitting in the toilet.

Lixian: Oh no... am I disturbing you from your business?

Thomas: It's ok actually - I'm almost done with my process.

Lixian: Hmmm... have you flushed?

Thomas: Not yet. I'll flush when I'm done with my process.

Lixian: You don't wanna leave the toilet?

Thomas: It's ok... I'll just sit on the toilet bowl for a while to chat with you. I'm lazy to move.

Lixian: Ok...

Lixian: Why don't you wanna flush?

Thomas: I'll flush later after chatting with you and when I'm done with my process.

Lixian: ...

Lixian: WHY ARE YOU LIKE THAT THOMAS! CHATTING ABOUT YOU SHITTING!

Thomas: YOU PAY MONEY FOR OVERSEAS CALL JUST TO ASK ME QUESTIONS ABOUT ME SHITTING?!?